Pickle: Pick up axe.

This is your BAA, also known as your BIG ASS AXE. You like to pretend you're some sort of slasher from a movie when waving this around. Your favorite strange men use weapons that are multipurposed, and an axe is perfect for that description. It can break down any suspicious wooden boards concealing doors, AND do murder! It does absolutely everything a young troll could need, and you never leave your hive without it.